Eye Candy Crush

The other night I met some friends for dinner. One of these friends just got back from her year and a half mission in Japan. Our other friend brought her hubby. My new RM friend brought her brother who was visiting from Hawaii.

Her brother is (not going to lie) VERY attractive. Yes, I had an eye candy crush in about ten seconds. THEN he spoke.

See my friend is originally from Australia. So is her brother! In case you've been living in a cave somewhere, you need to know that Australian accents are pretty much the hottest thing out there.

Even in Italy whenever I saw some very attractive guy, nine times out of ten when he opened his mouth it became very clear he was from Australia. I definitely know where my next big trip will be to!

Breakfast dilemma

You know how when you're going to be gone for longer than your milk's expiration date you  make sure to get rid of all your perishables?

So when you're back that first morning and go to have some breakfast you realize... you got nothing.

You can't have toast, because you need bread for that.

Eggs--zilch... so no omlet.

No milk, so while you have plenty of cereal, that's out of the questions because, face it, only heathens and babies eat cereal dry.

And just as you're about to resign yourself to ramen noodles for breakfast, you move aside a bag of flour and there is the Holy Grail of breakfast items: Pop Tarts.

Your mouth starts to water and you're singing Hallelujah as you wait for them to warm up and then you realize... life is good again!