Monday night I saw something that was indescribably hilarious. Something I never thought in my entire life I would EVER see. Like... EVER!!!
We had our last big activity in our singles' ward--a talent show. They did a bake off, did a big picture montage to music where we all oohed and ahhhed, and, of course, people showed off what they could do! One of the coolest things were two guys who did a whole bunch of 90's songs, one playing the guitar and singing and the other playing the cello.
But that wasn't the hilarious part.
Let's see if I can summarize the craziest talent of the night:
Black tennis dress and shirt
Sound of Music
My side splitting with laughter
Seriously... they did pieces from each of the major songs. And Maria VonTrapp? The first AP from my mission. Yup. Elder Dayton. AHHHHH! I just about died when he came out the in previously mentioned dress and the t-shirt on his head like a makeshift habit. Then there was the moment when one of them came out in a blond wig singing "sixteen going on seventeen".
To sum up: You never know what you're going to see at a ward talent show. So be careful. Be very, very careful.